I Die Friday: can I has your outfit, younger David Bowie?

Hi younger David Bowie, why did you have to go and marry Iman?  Didn't you see how she said "Faaaashion" in that stupid way with a stupid hand gesture on that stupid show that tried to be Project Runway but SOOOO was NOT that I can't even remember the name of it.

Anywho, I am like totally available. Just so you know.  Just puttin' it out there, younger David Bowie.  BTW can I have your outfit?