Hi younger David Bowie, why did you have to go and marry Iman? Didn't you see how she said "Faaaashion" in that stupid way with a stupid hand gesture on that stupid show that tried to be Project Runway but SOOOO was NOT that I can't even remember the name of it.
Anywho, I am like totally available. Just so you know. Just puttin' it out there, younger David Bowie. BTW can I have your outfit?
